I destoyed the bicycle before it could do any harm. I went on a rampage and destroyed any bike given to me. I was locked away in a small house in Maycomb. My name is Boo Radley. This is why I am locked in here...
That was the end of my story, to read more about my life later on, read TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD. For now, ther are two things I must say:
THE. END.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Chapter 22/1--The end of Idiocity, the start of Maniacalness
SO then I hugged Nutcase.
And then she took me home.
And then my mom yelled at me for coming home late.
Then Nutcase shot her with her transmogrified arm.
But I didn't care, and I made tea for Nutcase and Me.
And then she went home and we kept in contact viz a weird contraption called MSN.
That was the end of the bike.
...
Speaking of which, where IS the bike anyway?
eaten by nutcase?
I have no clue.
Whereever it was, it certainly didn't want to be forgotten...
When Meagan Oh came to my house...
My total TOOT of a long lost cousin.
She was a slob, who was like, 31? And she lived off the land. No she didn't farm. She lived off grass, mudcakes and my mother's hard earned cash.
So she decided to give me something for my....Mid year results.
I guessed I deserved the slap.
But since I did better than she ever did, all her life time studying results added up was less than mine, she gave me....
a bike.
A bloody bike.
It. Was. PINK.
It. Was. SMALL.
It. Was. COVERED WITH BLOODY BARBIE STICKERS!
IT MADE ME DROOL. She KNEW i couldn't resist Barbequed food.
Aha, when I said barbie i meant the BBQ thing not the stupid Mello imposter.
Oh the AGONY. i couldn't ride the bike, and i WANTED TO.
And it gleeed at my AGONY.
It was Grandpa Baldie all over again....
So one night, I....
TBC
A/N Frm now on name the chapters 23/2, 24/3, or wadeva u want.
Secrets unfolds;
9:06 PM
Chapter done by:
Charon
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008
If you want this ending, leave it ( i like 21 Chapters)
"Well... I just wanted a friend" She finished lamely.
"Oh." I mumbled, kinda dizzy from this crazy event.
"Gee, You're real nice..."
"Most people are... when you finally see them..."
N/A: HAHAHA ok, so, delete it if you must... haha
Secrets unfolds;
9:40 PM
Chapter done by:
Mians-Manda-Chief-Whatever
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Twenty
She tossed me onto the ground and the gun flew out of my hand.
"Please..." I begged, inching away from her. "I'm... I'm a mockingbird. I contributed to society (at least I think I did) I never harmed anyone (with the exception of my brother). PLEASE!"
The smile on her lips never faded. She slowly walked forward, gaining on me by the second.
Then, I felt TRUE COURAGE pulsing through my veins, for some weird reason.
"What is with you, WOMAN? What do you want from me?"
She stared a me and threw her head back in laughter.
"
Why are you laughing at me"
"Well...
N/A: "
Why are you laughing at me" was said by Bella in Breaking Dawn pg 420. (: I'm crazy.
Secrets unfolds;
9:08 PM
Chapter done by:
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Chapter sembilan belas-- Le Eek
Recap: I was stuck in a PINK corridor. Surrounded by gay teddies. Showdown with Nutcase, a weirdly attractive woman who had already shown her abilities when it came to the fine art of fighting.
So i gulped. You know it's not good if you gulp, and you know you're neck deep in shit if there wasn't any saliva to swallow in the first place.
Throwing the empty useless can on the floor, I spat after it. If you're not gonna win, you might as well just act tough, and put it down to arrogance, than incompetence.
"Courage isn't a man with a knife in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you start, but you start anyway and see it through."
At least, I think that's what Atticus said.
So i leapt at on of the gay teddies, grabbed the dart gun, kicked the silly lump over and ripped out the fluff with the notched end of the gun. Having a friend in NCC helped...I learnt how to hold a rifle looking quite pro, even if you were lying in prone position in mud.
Holding the rifle, I noticed everyone had gone silent. THe teddies dropped their guns.
"Did I win already?" was my first thought
Until they started charging me like a bunch of bears..
oh wait, they ARE bears. Stupid me.
I dropped the gun. Instinct kicked in and i managed to take them all out (for candle light dinner. haha pun intended).
Dropping lightly to the floor, I tossed my hair.
Concealing the urge to pee in my pants, I made a comtemptous sound and said in those cool spy voice: Was that the best you could do?
Picking up the gun, I aimed at Nutcase's head. "Headzup!" I yelled.
She....
TBC
A/N oh wow. I have forgotten all my rifle training. SHOOT. No pun intended.
Secrets unfolds;
7:58 PM
Chapter done by:
Charon
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ONE-EIGHT: Eighteen
Oops. Nothing happened. For a second, the evil teddies stared at me like I was the nutcase round here. Shucks. Crap.
"Work you stupid bottle!" I screamed. Then, A wave of coke came pouring out and the impact sent me crashing into the wall. It missed every. Single. Freaking. Teddy.
Aw, man. That stinks.
The purple teddy bear began mumbling some strange language which would be cute if it wasn't gonna cost me my life. I screamed so loudly, my lungs became sore, so I couldn't speak.
Then, Little Miss Nutcase came walking in, commanding in her i'm-so-perfect voice and articulation:" Stop. I want to finish her off"
Oh, great. Now I was in trouble. She inched towards me with a sly look on her face.
I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But now... Oh, no...
N/A notice that in my posts now, I keep adding quotes from Twilight. Last post's "as if you could outfight me" was pretty much from Edward, and this post's "I'd never given much thought to how I would die" is said by Bella. (: I am MAD, I know...
Secrets unfolds;
4:35 PM
Chapter done by:
Mians-Manda-Chief-Whatever
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