Thursday, September 18, 2008
Chapter tujuh belas: I hate writing fighting scenes...
You know how, they say, before you die, your life flashes before your eyes?
Well, the only thing that flashed before my eyes was the crazy woman, and the sudden reminder that my mom told me to buy milk home.
Uhh, not sure how they're related, but...yeah.
Anyway, it isn't as sick as you think. The woman (since it gets so tiring to call her 'that woman', I shall call her...Nutcase. Yeah.)tore off her already very revealing outfit to reveal...well, an EVEN more revealing outfit that left little to imagination.
My thought before I lashed out a powerful blow to the side was that my sick classmate Samuel would have done something unlawful by then.
Okay, random much.
Nutcase dodged fairly fast enough. So I pulled down ward and got her down on her knees. Remember how I said that the gravity of this Europla....whata? place was like WAAy stronger than Earth? Well, for once I was kinda glad. All that PT in Softball sure paid off. My muscles were re-energized at the thought of a fight, and adrenaline and training drove me to my limit.
Nutcase pulled herself up. She didn't seem at all affected by the gravity. She lashed out real fast, but I whisked to the side. Unfortunately, beside me was the bedpost. Ow....
As General Cross' second Innocence, Maria, sang in my ear, (sry! DGM reference. She's this undead woman thing that sings opera. You get the point) Nutcase had grabbed a chair from beside the bed. It reminded me of those wrestling matches. I pushed myself off the blasted bedpost just as what remained of a chair leg narrowly missed my ear.
"Woah, she's a powerful adversary. I think it's scarper time..." I muttered. Running to the pink door (ARGH! PINK!!!) I pulled the brass knob and kicked it shut behind me. I grabbed a chair beside the door and stuck it under the knob. As the door shook violently and screamed curses, I looked around.
Pink wallpaper? With flowers?! STUFFED TEDDIES WITH BLUE SPARKLES ON THEIR FACES HOLDING dART GUNS STANDING BESIDE THE DOORS, NOT NOTICING ME YET?!
"OMIGOSH!" I whispered. "I"M IN THE WORLD OF UTTER MADNESS!!! ARGH!"
A/N: Uh, the guy i mentioned, Samuel, has nothing to do with my cousin. Note that I didn't say he has nothing to do with that jerk in rosyth.
Secrets unfolds;
10:01 PM
Chapter done by:
Charon
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