My family was sleeping quietly in their beds. Actually in my brother's case, he was sleeping LOUDLY in his bed. I had nothing to do but fall asleep. Right? Right?
Wrong. I couldn't sleep. And why?
The weirdo perculiar lady that I met in the weird alley who-knows-where (actually my brother knows where but he's a nobody so it doesn't coint). So many questions unasnwered, so many thoughts all scrambled up in my brain. Who was she? Better yet, WHAT was she? And why did she disappear?
Yea. It DEFINATELY wasn't my brother. He would have screamed like a sissy if he saw the lady. No, she had left before he arrived. But why?
Theory no. 1: That lady realised that I was a super smart girl and decided "What a waste if she was taken away from society" and freed me.
2: The lady was this lunatic that went around trying to kill people but then she hallucinated a police car arriving and ran off.
3: The lady was a ghost and was the previous owner of the bike. She wanted to kill me for being near her precious.
4: The lady was a monster with weird powers that could stop that bike, which I'll probably never see again.
Theory 3 and 4 are more possible, but one question hung in the air. Why am I still ALIVE?
Then, my throat burned as it hit me: What if she didn't spare me, what if the thing she wanted to do with me was complete? What if...
Note: Hope you understood the last paragraph.And no, the lady did NOT want to make "me" a sex slave!!! It has no sick intentions. Sheesh
Chapitre eight- Le Brother, da stupido
Something sharp went through my throat, and up my right ear. Actually at first it felt sharp, but after that it sorta felt like phlegm. Phlegm that solidified out of your right ear.
Then the claw-that-felt-like-solidified-phelgm suddenly hardened and I gulped for breath. I couldn't get any air down my throat and the muscles there kept convulsing, like its trying to swallow the claw thingy so it could get air down, you know, like when you have phlegm and you keep involuntarily doing the swallowing motion. I was suffocating and I bet i was turning blue in the face and gonna die soon.
My first thought: I need air :'(
Second thought: Shit i'm gonna die TT
Third and supposedly final thought: I wish I could see myself blue in the face...i never seen anyone blue in the face before...i wonder what shade of blue? O.O
Yup, my final thought. Not some philosophical thing about the meaning of your life. Not about the relationships I had with my family and friends. And no scenes of the past flashing before you. Just that one superficial question which will probably won't even get answered.
As I gasped and flailed my arms on the floor, the claw disappeared as suddenly as it had appeared. I swallowed the sweet air in faster than I had inhaled in my Ben & Jerry's tub of ice cream. When i finished my seizure, i crawled on the floor a bit before giving up and lay on the floor, staring up to the sky.
Except that the sky was blocked by a retardedly big head.
"AHHHHHH! WTF?!" I screamed, and coughed a bit more.
It was my
darling brother's head blocking my perfect vision of the sky. Hear the sarcasm?
"WTF ARE YOU HERE?"I screamed, regardless of my burning throat.
"Eh...I found you!" the lumbering idiot said, holding up his bat and grinning at me.
"Ok...why were you finding me?" I snarled.
"Erm..." he started.
I stood up and dusted myself off. Drats, I think i'm gonna have a sore throat, its bloody pain now.
"Look, while your trying to remember, why not we go back home? Here, let me carry this heavy bat for you." I smiled at him, inwardly wincing at the ordeal my poor esophagus (i THINK its that part of my throat...) is going through.
"Uh...er...ok!" The stupid bloke was actually trying to figure out if i had any ulterior motive for offering to carry his bat for him. Ha! Like he can outwit my intelligence! He has the same IQ as Daisy the cow in our barn. No wait, thats an insult to our cow! He probably has an IQ lower than the freezing point of mercury!
Yeah so anyways, while I was swinging the bat around while walking back home with the nitwit, I pondered on the question of why the bloody bitch who tried to murder me suddenly disappered. Must be when my goondu brother came, she was was scared off by his stupidity. I mean, he is probably on a whole new level of stupid! He can redefine the meaning of "stupid" itself! Hell, I bet he is the very embodiment of stupidity! Yup, she was definitely scared off by his idiocity, no questions about that.
Thinking that I had found my answer, I didn't think any more about it, until later that night...
A/N: Er is it too long? Dunno why but felt like writing a lot today. :D
Secrets unfolds;
4:32 PM
Chapter done by:
A Skeptic
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Chapter Tujuh-- Woah what a looker?
It was strange.
The bike had dissapeared, I was standing in front if the most peculiar lady in some alley that goodness knows where (look, when you panic, you don't really know where you run!), and I was laughing.
I think itwas the stress, from that bloody bike, and the lady.
Now, as I mentioned, she was peculiar.
Why do I say that?
Well, it's not everyday you see a lady with perfect body shaped, glazed eyes and a forked tongue, which I saw as she stuck it out and licked her juicy red lips.
She was gorgeous, if not for the feral look in her eyes.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" I screamed, when I got over my laughing fit. Random much?
She took just two steps toward me. I can testify--it would have taken any normal human being ten steps to cover that distance.
I barely saw the blue claw that stuck in my neck and out my ear....
(TBC!)
A/N: if you're wondering why I'm typing so little today, it's because i feel I'm typing too much too often. Ciao!
Secrets unfolds;
3:42 PM
Chapter done by:
Charon
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