Monday, September 8, 2008
Chapter Lima (thats 5 you idiot)-- Good bikey...good bikey!
For some reason, that memory of Gramdpa Baldie popped up as I dragged my mom away from the attic. Maybe it was an omen. I shrugged it off.
My mom ignored me and got the lightbulb anyway. When she came out, I threw myself at her feet and practically wet myself.
"IT'S A MIRACLE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE AND UNHARMED OH MY GOODNESS HOW DID YOU DO IT THE BIKE SPARED YOU YOU MUST BE A HOLY DEITY OR SOMETHING THE BIKE THE BIKE DID IT POSESS YOU IS YOUR SOUL OKAY NEED I TAKE YOU TO THE DOCTOR'S OH NO OH NO WE MUST CALL DAD I'M SURE HE'LL BE TRILLED TO HEAR YOU'RE ALIVE..."
SMACK
Rubbing my sore cheek, I watched as my mother walked down the stairs, muttering something about crazy people. I turned and saw my brother peeping his head out of the bedroom.
"Heh heh, scared of an ol' bike?"
"Shut up, jerk. You weren't even born when the bike came."
"Hello! I'm like, 3 years OLDER than you!"
"Really? From your tiny vocabulary and slightly retarded behaviour, it utterly sliipped my mind that you were supposedly of higher maturity and intellect compared toone such as I."
"....Uh...wud? That was an insult right? I heard the word retard."
"it appears that your intellect has increased in the past moments and led you to comprehend something I verbally conveyed! It's a MIRACLE!!!"
That did it. He stormed out with his baseball bat...his only companion that made him feel smart, and even then, not by a lot.
I scrambled for my life. He was hot on my heels and had blocked the staircase. Rushing to the only opening I could find that was within reachable distance without having my brain whacked out of my ears, I slammed the door.
It was only then that I realised where I was...
"Rrrrrr....."
I turned to the sound.
"Nice bikey....good bikey! You don't want to eat me! No you don't! Smart people don't taste good!"
It jumped.
I ducked.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
(to be cont...)
Secrets unfolds;
6:17 PM
Chapter done by:
Charon
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