Chapter sembilan belas-- Le Eek

Recap: I was stuck in a PINK corridor. Surrounded by gay teddies. Showdown with Nutcase, a weirdly attractive woman who had already shown her abilities when it came to the fine art of fighting.
So i gulped. You know it's not good if you gulp, and you know you're neck deep in shit if there wasn't any saliva to swallow in the first place.
Throwing the empty useless can on the floor, I spat after it. If you're not gonna win, you might as well just act tough, and put it down to arrogance, than incompetence.
"Courage isn't a man with a knife in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you start, but you start anyway and see it through."
At least, I think that's what Atticus said.
So i leapt at on of the gay teddies, grabbed the dart gun, kicked the silly lump over and ripped out the fluff with the notched end of the gun. Having a friend in NCC helped...I learnt how to hold a rifle looking quite pro, even if you were lying in prone position in mud.
Holding the rifle, I noticed everyone had gone silent. THe teddies dropped their guns.
"Did I win already?" was my first thought
Until they started charging me like a bunch of bears..
oh wait, they ARE bears. Stupid me.
I dropped the gun. Instinct kicked in and i managed to take them all out (for candle light dinner. haha pun intended).
Dropping lightly to the floor, I tossed my hair.
Concealing the urge to pee in my pants, I made a comtemptous sound and said in those cool spy voice: Was that the best you could do?
Picking up the gun, I aimed at Nutcase's head. "Headzup!" I yelled.
She....
TBC
A/N oh wow. I have forgotten all my rifle training. SHOOT. No pun intended.

Secrets unfolds;
7:58 PM

Chapter done by:
Charon

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ONE-EIGHT: Eighteen

Oops. Nothing happened. For a second, the evil teddies stared at me like I was the nutcase round here. Shucks. Crap.

"Work you stupid bottle!" I screamed. Then, A wave of coke came pouring out and the impact sent me crashing into the wall. It missed every. Single. Freaking. Teddy.

Aw, man. That stinks.

The purple teddy bear began mumbling some strange language which would be cute if it wasn't gonna cost me my life. I screamed so loudly, my lungs became sore, so I couldn't speak.

Then, Little Miss Nutcase came walking in, commanding in her i'm-so-perfect voice and articulation:" Stop. I want to finish her off"

Oh, great. Now I was in trouble. She inched towards me with a sly look on her face.

I'd never given much thought to how I would die... But now... Oh, no...

N/A notice that in my posts now, I keep adding quotes from Twilight. Last post's "as if you could outfight me" was pretty much from Edward, and this post's "I'd never given much thought to how I would die" is said by Bella. (: I am MAD, I know...

Secrets unfolds;
4:35 PM

Chapter done by:
Mians-Manda-Chief-Whatever

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