Thursday, September 25, 2008
Chapter 22/1--The end of Idiocity, the start of Maniacalness

SO then I hugged Nutcase.
And then she took me home.
And then my mom yelled at me for coming home late.
Then Nutcase shot her with her transmogrified arm.
But I didn't care, and I made tea for Nutcase and Me.
And then she went home and we kept in contact viz a weird contraption called MSN.
That was the end of the bike.
...
Speaking of which, where IS the bike anyway?
eaten by nutcase?
I have no clue.
Whereever it was, it certainly didn't want to be forgotten...
When Meagan Oh came to my house...
My total TOOT of a long lost cousin.
She was a slob, who was like, 31? And she lived off the land. No she didn't farm. She lived off grass, mudcakes and my mother's hard earned cash.
So she decided to give me something for my....Mid year results.
I guessed I deserved the slap.
But since I did better than she ever did, all her life time studying results added up was less than mine, she gave me....
a bike.
A bloody bike.
It. Was. PINK.
It. Was. SMALL.
It. Was. COVERED WITH BLOODY BARBIE STICKERS!
IT MADE ME DROOL. She KNEW i couldn't resist Barbequed food.
Aha, when I said barbie i meant the BBQ thing not the stupid Mello imposter.
Oh the AGONY. i couldn't ride the bike, and i WANTED TO.
And it gleeed at my AGONY.
It was Grandpa Baldie all over again....
So one night, I....

TBC
A/N Frm now on name the chapters 23/2, 24/3, or wadeva u want.

Secrets unfolds;
9:06 PM

Chapter done by:
Charon

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