Friday, September 12, 2008
Chapter Sepuluh (the REAL one)-- Eurokaloona?!
It was the day after all weirdness had passed.
It was Monday.
i got back my Science results.
I couldn't have been HAPPIER!
I BEAT TREENS! WAHAHA! The national topscorer in the WHOLE of (insert weird city or wadeva here)
Badnews: She had cheated, then she got a 0 on her test. So technically getting a 2/50 for science isn't good...
Goodnews: BUT WHO CARES?! I BEAT TREENS!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!
So i was skipping happily home from school despite the fact that I could already feel the sting of "Scorpion", my mother's pet cane. I had feared Ol' Scorp since I was two. No change for 11 years.
And then, as I passed Blackwood Alley, the weird woman from yesterday appeared.
"LIKEWTF...EEK!"I screamed. It is VERY unlike me to scream, so...yeah. I was scared.
You'll be scared too, when some weird creep appears and her arm turns into a rope, ties you up (and she ****s you....haha kidding. I get it from vera....lol) and you both dissapear into a vortex of GOODNESS KNOWS WHERE.
ANd then you appear in an ultra hi-tech alternative uuniverse, where she finally speaks for the first time that day, her sculpted lips saying:
Welcome to Eurokaloona.
And of course my first reaction was:
WTF YOU FREAK WTH DID YOU BRING ME HERE YOU TOOTING TOOT OF A TOOTER!
(TBC)
A/N: I never beat Nut Nabila, top PSLE scorer in class. I MAY have beat her in EL or Lit or wadeva practise stuff, but not in science. My science rocks, it just appears to fail me in exams....weird, huh?
Secrets unfolds;
10:17 PM
Chapter done by:
Charon
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